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Horse Meat Jokes

  1. Horsemeat - it's an unbridled disaster
  2. Keep calm and avoid Lasagne
  3. People who don't like horsemeat are blinkered.
  4. Bought a Lasagne online and wondered why it said "add to cart"?
  5. I got fired from the meat factory because I got an e-mail about a delivery of horse meat and I marked it as spam.
  6. Dunno why people are complaining about this horsemeat story.
  7. A horse is basically just a really fit cow.
  8. Really wish everyone would rein in the horse meat puns!

Beef burgers are a night mare!

The Horse Meat Scandal Diary

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Best Beef Burger Jokes

Horsemeat in beef burgers

  1. Horse burgers: I canter believe it. Whinny they going to withdraw the product? I bridle at the very thought.
  2. Best burgers recipe. Mince meat, garlic powder, paprika, fresh herbs, an egg and fine diced stallions. I mean.... Scallions.
  3. HSE confirm that all who ate #horseburgers are in a stable condition
  4. In ten years time you'll be praying for some horsemeat in your cockroach burgers
  5. I hope Tesco were selling those burgers at hoof price

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Tesco Horse Meat Jokes

Horse meat in Tesco burger jokes

  1. Has anyone tested Tesco's veggie burgers for uniquorn yet? (sorry)
  2. "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"
  3. "Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage"
  4. 29% of the meat content in Tesco's hamburgers turns out to be horse?! No wonder they gave me the trots!
  5. It was only discovered that some Tescos meat contains traces of horse when several customers got the trots.
  6. A Tesco burger walks into a bar. "Pint please". "I can't hear you" says the barman. "Sorry" replies the burger. "I'm a little bit horse".
  7. "Horses for Courses", the name of Tesco's new in-house restaurant chain
  8. Despite the recent news, Tesco's say that their beef burger sales remain stable.
  9. Shocking news. Tesco own brand value hamburgers have been found to have traces of real MEAT in them.

I Could Eat A Horse

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I could eat a horse - beef burgers assiette pour soir e
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Aldi Horsemeat Jokes

  1. Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony

There Was An Old Woman Who Swallowed a Horse

She's dead of course!

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I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
I think she'll die.

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Say Neigh to Horse Meat

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Findus Horsemeat Jokes

  1. Findus some horse meat? (Tesco have run out)...
  2. Put my Findus Lasagne into microwave. I took it out after 3 minutes & it still wasn't finished. I said, "I've backed you before haven't I?"
  3. Findus fish fingers test positive for 60% seahorse.

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IKEA Horsemeat Jokes

  1. Horse in Ikea meatballs? They will be finding wood in the furniture next
  2. So there is horse in Ikea meatballs. The burning question remains... what the hell is in that loganberry sauce?
  3. I bet the Swedish Horse Mafia are behind this.
  4. Ikea meatballs - now known as the norse horse course.
  5. Horsemeat discovered in Ikea meatballs. If you buy enough of them, you can self-assemble a horse
  6. Is Ikea going to issue a statement about horseballs or do we have to assemble it ourselves?
  7. Should have seen this Ikea news coming when, after ordering, I had to make my own meatballs out of a dead horse
  8. Footage is released from hidden cameras in Ikea's Corporate Kitchen:
  9. You should have known something was up at Ikea when they released the B RBARO kitchen table

Shergar Jokes

  1. What's the fuss? For years we've been told that Ready Meals contain too much Salt and Shergar
  2. Coca-Cola are pleased to announce that no horse DNA has ever been found in any of its products. Especially Shergar-Free Diet Coke.

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My Pick of the Horse Meat Jokes

Ikea meatballs - now known as the norse horse course.

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This was one of four beautiful horses that came to stay at Les Trois Chenes last summer. We have a flower meadow so can accommodate riders in our B&B and horses in our field.

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